Instructions:
1. To get a stomachache, you must first refrain from eating any sort of vegetable for five days.
2. If the urge to inhale green leaves overtake you, eat them in as small quantities as possible.
3. Then, for your dinner on the fifth day, buy a package of assorted vegetable that can be eaten raw. Also, obtain two organic tomatoes.
4. Next, wash the vegetables with water and soak the tomatoes in water.
5. Finish all within half an hour.
6. If that doesn't work, drink eight glasses of coffee and a pack of watermelon flavored gum.
(ps: Ignore no. 6. That's probably life threatening.)
1 comment:
are u ok eating those things...i think eating those not only get stomachache but i am sure masuk hospital pun no problem
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