Express boat back to Sarikei :)

My head's spinning as i'm writting this by the way, so forgive my poor grammar, sarcasm(well, more than usual anyway) and lack of enthusiasm. I know I probably should blog while my head ish NOT spinning, but mother earth has been spinning way too fast for a while now and ish showing no signs of slowing down anytime soon. So... here goes nothing...
In case you have never tried to use the express boat back to sarikei, this is what the ticket looks like. :P Rm35.00, seat 30. Date: 28.3.08.
This is what the terminal looks like. hehe. They've just finnished building this thing not so long ago so it's relatively new.

Okay, maybe I'll start off with Sarikei(my tiny hometown in the middle of nowhere). I went back to Sarikei last, last Friday. :P I packed... 4 t-shirts, 3 pairs of pants, 3 pairs of socks, 2 sets of casual wear(which also serves as pj’s), a book, a toothbrush and lotsa other useless stuff that'll probably be useful anyway, for the three day, two nights stay. :P That's a lot. I know.

Anyway, my mom and I went to the dock (or maybe you just call it the express boat… terminal… thingy) at seven. Yes. Seven. The express leaves at eight thirty. *sigh* So… I placed my bags on my seat and went outside for a breath of fresh air, knowing I won’t be able to breath regularly for the next three/four agonizing hours(I get seasick). I went back in at seven thirty and lo, my bag has been placed two seats behind. Some people are just so considerate. So, being as unforgiving as I am, I decided to take a picture of the unfortunate fella and blog it. Mwahahahahahha.

Three hours was prolonged to four as the waves are almost as evil as I am. Why is it that every time I decide to use the express home, the waves are just horrible? I refuse to believe it’s sheer coincidence. Luckily, I took Adrian’s advice and brought a couple of sweets with me(Hehe, thanks Adrian!!). Every time I feel like vomiting, I pop one into my mouth. If I keep using express home, I’ll sure get diabetes one…

Anyway, the lady sitting beside me was very kind and very friendly. We exchanged pleasantries and I found out that she’s currently recovering from surgery. Well, I’m horrible in this kind of situations and all I manage to tell her was to have faith in God, all the while thinking, ‘Da Jie would be a much better company than me. :)’ I’m glad she had the courage to live on.

Anyway, it made me remember how unpredictable life can be sometimes. So, in case I don’t survive my flu, I just want everyone to know that I love you!!! :P Lol.

Back to the joy ride. This journey was not as horrible as I thought it would be. I mean, with the nice movies and all (sarcasm intended). Seriously, who in their right minds would watch a movie like ‘Choc.’ I mean, ‘Croc.’? Though I wouldn't mind a movie about chocolates... *drools* Big hug to Keren for the nice songs I got from you. Wouldn’t have survived otherwise.

Overview of the movie? Okay… lemme start from the beginning. First guy comes on the screen, minds his own business, croc. appears, eats first guy. Second guy comes up one the screen, eyes beautiful gal emerging from travel...boat…, croc. appears, second guy not eaten. (*note to self* main character). Third guy appears on screen, does stunt with croc., doesn’t get eaten. (*note to self* side character, high possibility of getting eaten by the end of the movie). Forth guy shows up with another girl, mind their own business, both get eaten. Beautiful gal with second guy sits by the bridge with legs dangling on top of water, right after her best friend was eaten by croc. in said water, croc. attacks, gal manage to escape. (*rolls eyeballs*) long story short(I was listening to simple plan’s Generation with my eye’s closed. Hehe), main charrie kena bitten by croc., ke po girlfren tries to chop main charrie’s leg of in order to save him from DEAD croc.(I think someone shot it in the head and it dropped dead. >___<), side charrie (lo and behold, he didn’t die for some reason) gets stick, shoves stick into croc.’s mouth, main charrie gets his leg back. Happy ending. Thank you. Thank you. I rather like it if the main charrie ends up one leg short… Stupid movie…

After that, we watched MEGA SNAKE. No… I’m not bullshitting kidding you. Unfortunately. Mega Snake. *rolls eyes* The name itself made me close my eyes and go to sleep. But, being as seasick and I am, I opened my eyes in the middle of the movie and observed. Mega snake… I was thinking, snake with super powers from outer space. Or something. But no. Nah uh. Mega snake is a movie with a really big snake that snaps people’s head off. Literally. Ending: man gets eaten alive by snake, snake struggles painfully as man cuts snake’s heart out. He saves the damsel in the snake’s tummy and they lived happily ever after. Note: the snake has a heart that is linked to a thousand tiny veins… The End… sheesh…

Anyway, I’m probably boring you guys, so… long story short, the trip back to sarikei sucks^x10.

ps: Apparantly, Croc. and Mega Snake are so old that when i tried to search for images of them, i got all sort of junk... sheesh... shouldda known.